Friday, April 27, 2007

Drinking Prune Juice-Part Duex

And letting shit go

…If you have called and left messages twice a week for 3 months you can safely assume I will not be calling you back. No need to leave a message asking why I haven’t retuned your phone call.

…Sometimes I don’t have a reason why I do or don’t do things. I just fucking feel like it. Deal with it.

…If I didn’t ask your opinion I don’t want or need it. So don’t waste your time sharing it.

…I don’t really care if you understand why I do certain things. Just respect it.

…You are my co-worker. NOT my friend. Respect that there is a difference.

…When you ask me something about my life and my response is ‘None of your business’ I am not joking! It really is none of your business so do not ask me the same question again 2 hours later.

…I am not ashamed at the fact that I think I am cute. You should be ashamed that you don’t feel the same way about yourself.

…Just because I went to school and got a degree does not make me a punk bitch. If you test me I will prove it.

…I refuse to upgrade another man!

…Yes, I do believe that ‘Because I felt like it.’ is an acceptable answer to any question.

…When I tell you I am crazy, it isn’t said for entertainment purposes. It is a warning.

…Don’t start worrying until I stop talking to you.